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Custom Fantasy Baseball Shirts

March 31, 2014March 31, 2014 FunnyShirts.org

Are you a Fantasy Baseball fanatic? Do you get you riled up because your star hitter just missed a pitch? Should it be your team in the play-offs? Do you care more about your Fantasy league than the World Series?

You, sir, are a Fantasy Legend.

Men like you like to relish in their victory and there’s no better way to do that than with a custom Fantasy Baseball shirt.

Design a Fantasy Baseball shirt that tells everyone you are THE best at putting together an all star team. Design a shirt that celebrates another season’s win. Design a Fantasy Baseball shirt that commands the respect that a Fantasy Baseball Legend deserves. And shame this season’s loser with an embarrassingly pink shirt.

Don’t let the season go by without your much deserved Fantasy Baseball shirt. Design one today between checking your stats. Or make last season’s loser do it. And buy it. Because they lost and you won. You always win. You are a Fantasy Baseball Legend.

It’s Floorsqueak Shootyhoops Season!

March 24, 2014March 25, 2014 FunnyShirts.org

Whistles and buzzers. Yelling and crying. Floorsqueaks and shootyhoops.

It’s March and all the b-ball bros are mad about Floorsqueak Shootyhoops season! Tell everyone how excited you are about the Floorsqueak Shootyhoops tournament with a custom tee. Hurry and customize your funny basketball shirt before the season is over!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day from FunnyShirts!

March 17, 2014March 17, 2014 FunnyShirts.org

There’s no holiday like St. Patrick’s! Thanks ancient, Irish Saint for doing whatever you did to make this day a holiday! Because of you we have an excuse to drink green beer, take too many whiskey shots, wear shamrock shaped sunglasses and beads, and wear our favorite funny St. Patrick’s Day shirts!

It’s Friday Pi Day

March 14, 2014March 14, 2014 FunnyShirts.org

Nerds and pastry lovers alike celebrate March 14th as Pi day.

The mathematical constant, π, is recognized world wide today since 3, 1, and 4 are the first three digits of π. They also happen to be the only three digits that anyone can really remember since Pi goes on forever and ever and ever.

Larry Shaw, some math guy a way long time ago, started celebrating Pi day with pies because it’s just so punny.

Next year, 2015, will be an even bigger celebration because on 3/14/15 at 9:26:53 a.m. and p.m., the first 10 digits of π are represented. So grab your rolling pins and your calculators because it’s sure to be a rager! If you want to be the coolest guy walking around this day next year, customize a Pi Day shirt! We may not totally get what the deal is with π, but it makes for some FunnyShirts!

We would like to thank Wikipedia for providing with us with our riveting Pi Day information.

It’s National Anthem Day, ‘Mericans!

March 3, 2014March 3, 2014 FunnyShirts.org

O say can you see by the dawn’s early light the greatness of being American? When Francis Scott Key wrote the “Star Spangled Banner,” we doubt he realized just how much more awesome ‘Merica was going to get.

For instance:
We get pizza for every meal now.
We have the baddest, toughest military. Ever.
We have real football.
We are back to back world war champs .
We have the right to customize our shirts.

So exercise your God-given, American right to create a Star Spangled Hammered shirt. Because what so proudly Francis Scott Key hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming was probably one of our funny American flag shirts. (We’re betting he was loopy from the fighting and thought it was the real flag. No worries, Mr. Key, we feel the same way every 5th of July #hangover).

Funny St. Patrick’s Day Shirts

February 24, 2014February 24, 2014 FunnyShirts.org

What’s the point of St. Patrick’s Day? Some say it’s to celebrate the introduction of Christianity to Ireland and the Irish culture in general. We say it’s to drink beer and wear funny St. Patrick’s Day shirts.

Looking to don more than just a fun shirt this year? We’ve got funny St. Patty’s Day hats, beer steins and more for pub crawls, drinking teams, leprechaun lovers, gold seekers, and um… people who just like green.

Friday Funnies- SHIA LABEOUF IS NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE

February 21, 2014February 21, 2014 FunnyShirts.org

After an embarrassing Cease & Desist was ordered to actor Shia LaBeouf on plagiarism charges he has been in a very awkward downward spiral.

The child-star actor tweeted pictures of the Cease & Desist order and then continued to tweet “I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE” over and over again.

LaBeouf then hired skywriters to issue an airborne public apology on New Year’s Day 2014 to the comic book writer he apparently ripped off.

Following this public breakdown, the actor was reportedly very offended by a dig Jim Carrey made while hosting the Golden Globes last month. And proclaimed, yet again via Twitter, that he was “retiring from all public life.”

But, wait! There’s more!

While walking a red carpet for LaBeouf’s upcoming movie, “Nymphomaniac,” the actor donned a brown paper bag over his head. Across the bag (and face) was written none other than, “I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE.”

And finally, while in Berlin for a press conference the actor answers a question from the audience with a response about seagulls searching for sardines.

LaBeouf claims that all of this bad press and strange behavior are the result of his latest “performance art.” Or *cough* drugs.

Funny Spring Break Party Shirts

February 20, 2014February 20, 2014 FunnyShirts.org

Time to ditch the cold weather and head somewhere warm for some much needed fun in the sun. While you hit up the best watering holes and sandy beaches, make sure you have the right apparel that says, “I’m here to party” with custom party shirts for spring break. Not planning to wear a shirt at all when on vacation? No problem! We’ve got you covered with other spring break apparel like hats and bikini tops and bottoms. But if you’re going to be customizing a spring break shirt, we suggest checking out the neon shirts we offer!

We know things might get a little crazy on spring break so having many spring break shirts at the ready will keep the festivities going strong all day and night. Wearing a designated party shirt means you no longer have to care about all the inevitable beverage and food spills that are bound to happen. Instead, you’ll be able to focus on what party you want to hit up next!