Living Rent Free in Your Head Tee

Living Rent Free in Someone’s Head: From Your Tweets to Our Tees

A fun thing happened on twitter the other day.

Ed Zitron, a popular twitter user / PR guy / Fuck the Future podcaster, posted this tweet:

If you want to save money try living rent free in someone’s head— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) May 24, 2019

Ari Levy, a CNBC tech journalist / all around nice guy tagged us in a reply:

@jeffbenzenberg here’s a T-shirt for you— Ari Levy (@levynews) May 24, 2019

So we replied and asked Ed if we could sell his tweet on a t-shirt. He seemed open to the idea, although we’re still not sure if he was joking or not.

We wouldn’t post it for sale without compensating Ed in some way. Luckily, we have our storefront platform.

In about ten minutes, we had created a store, added three designs, and shared the login credentials with Ed. If anyone buys these, the royalty earnings will go directly into his account. He can redeem them any time.

We considered this particular use-case in the past. What if we just set up stores for our favorite twitter users and sent them the logins? So many of our favorite tweets would make perfect shirts.

We’ve never pulled the trigger on this idea because it seems uncool. We’d need some level of up-front permission, and without that, the idea is a non-starter.

One more thing making us sad today is the knowledge that we can’t sell the perfect version of Ed’s tweet. The perfect version would have Anton Chigurh’s stone cold face with the words “I’m Living Rent Free in Your Head” around it.

This video created by twitter user husbandsrevenge is the ultimate source of slang quotes like “rent free in your head” and “you’re canceled” and “you better miss me with that” and “the tea has been spilled”… all in the extremely specific voice of Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men.

But alas, we don’t have the licensing rights to sell shirts printed with Javier’s face, so we can’t post these for sale. Nor do we have permission from HusbandsRevenge, so that’s another good reason. But we might just print these for ourselves to wear around the office.

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Make Custom Fantasy Football Shirts for Both the Champions and Losers of Your League

Fantasy Football championships will be decided this weekend. For most leagues, the loser, the basement dweller, the absolute taco, was decided long ago.

Which means it’s always a good time to think about custom t-shirts. They can be both a carrot and a stick.

Did you win your league? Congrats. You deserve a beautiful Fantasy Football Champion Shirt, personalized with your team name, league record, and point total.

You’re probably rolling in your championship winnings. How much was it? $200? $500? More?! Well, you can definitely spend some of that on a one-of-a-kind t-shirt that you can cherish as your own personal trophy for the rest of your life.

But you should also consider the less fortunate. What about the loser of your league? The person who finished in dead last?

Are they cold? Did they literally lose their shirt? You now have the cash to buy them a new one.

But they don’t deserve a regular shirt. No, they should be forced to wear the most humiliating shirt possible. A true Fantasy Football Loser Shirt.

Follow that link and you will see lots of pinks. Lots of unicorns. To be honest, we’re just responding to the market here.

It’s certainly not our belief that anything opposite from masculinity (in this case, pink) is “bad”. That’s not really the belief of our customer either. But it is yet another indictment of the Fantasy Football loser. It’s what *that* person thinks is embarrassing.

Well, maybe. There are probably lots of these giftees who love their Fantasy Football Loser Shirts. These unicorns are beautifully illustrated, after all.

And regardless, every design is totally customizable. So if you want to create your own Black and White Fantasy Loser Shirt with some other humiliating detail, you certainly can!

So remember to customize Fantasy Football Shirts for everyone: the champion, the loser, and the most deserving person of all, the commish.

Fantasy Football Shirts Customized

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Make Custom Fantasy Baseball Shirts to Celebrate or Humiliate

Custom Bottom of the Fifth T-Shirt

Fantasy Baseball season is wrapping up! And you know what that means: time for the awards. First, the winner gets a t-shirt that he or she gets to wear for 12 full months.

It’s a great way to rub your victory in the face of those losers beneath you. The Fantasy Baseball season proves – definitively – who in your friend group is the most:

  • intelligent
  • dedicated
  • courageous
  • physically attractive

Ugly people just don’t lose at Fantasy Baseball and that is a fact.

Now, speaking of losers, we also make Fantasy Baseball Loser Shirts.

But just because all the winners are handsome, that doesn’t mean all the losers are ugly. But it’s possible, right? We have to be open minded here.

If you lost at Fantasy Baseball you might not be very attractive. But that’s where the t-shirts come in. They look great. If you wear one, you look great.

Well, you look like a loser, but a beautiful loser.

Our latest Fantasy Loser design says “The Favorite Inning of (Fantasy Team Name Here): the Bottom of the Fifth”.

It features artwork of a mostly empty bottle of liquor (a fifth, if you will) being poured out. Presumably, the booze is sliding into the mouth of a sad, lonely Fantasy Loser.

But remember: you only have to wear this for one full year. That’s the beauty of Fantasy. Next year you might be a winner. And better looking.

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Funny Oktoberfest Shirts

Indulge With Funny Oktoberfest Shirts

It’s that time of year again and we don’t mean Christmas. Get ready to drink with the best of them with funny Oktoberfest shirts!

Oktoberfest is the world’s largest beer festival. It is held annually in Germany and lasts 16 to 18 days with over six million people that attend from all over the world. Unless you are die-hard beer enthusiast, chances are you will be participating in your local festivities. Cities all over the country do their best to replicate the authentic German festival so everyone has a chance to join in on the fun.  Brats, beer, or the vibrant culture – whatever you love most about Oktoberfest can be translated over to your designs.

FunnyShirts.org’s gallery is full of the funniest designs to get your drink on at Oktoberfest. Dancing bratwursts and beer puns? You name it, we’ve got it. Our no minimums and fantastic group discounts make it easy for you to buy matching shirts for you and your friends or that baby onesie for your little sauerkraut.

While we think our designs are hilarious on their own you can achieve the ultimate design by customizing it. It doesn’t matter if you’re attending the festival to drink all beer or eat every brat – put exactly your intentions on a shirt or hat. It’s that easy. All you have to do is choose your favorite design or style of shirt and then click the “start customizing this design” button. In the design center, click on the Add Art tab. See the category drop down menu there? Choose the Holiday & Seasonal category and then the Oktoberfest subcategory. In there you will find one of a kind Oktoberfest art that includes beer maids, boots, and even lederhosen.  From here you can create any Oktoberfest design and be as creative or simplistic as you want!

Heading to Oktoberfest this year? Share your funny Oktoberfest shirts with us via Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @funnyshirtsorg!

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Funniest Dog Shirts

The Funniest Dog Shirts For Dog Lovers

One of FunnyShirts.org’s favorite days of the year is coming up and we can’t contain ourselves. National Dog Day is observed annually on August 26th and we all know that dogs are better than people. In reality though, this day was created to encourages dog ownership as well as adoption of all breeds, mixed and pure. Celebrate the love you have for your fur baby with the funniest dog shirts!

Everyone knows that dog lovers are the best kind of people. Creating the best selection of funniest dog shirts on the internet isn’t easy but our in-house design team was up to the challenge. They have created hundreds of humorous dog designs  on a wide range of apparel that will have you barking out loud. Every design in our gallery is ready for you to add that little extra something to make it as simple or intricate as you want. These designs are truly unique, downright hilarious and in our opinion, the best you while find online but you can customize them too!

Funniest Dog Shirts

Creating hilarious dog apparel is fast, fun, and easy with our one-of-a-kind design center. All you have to do is choose the design that wags your tail and customize it by swapping out the product color, font, art, and text. Have a specific design in mind? No worries. You can easily start from scratch with a blank item. You can even upload a picture of your best friend to wear when you’re not together or create matching designs with a custom doggie tank top. With no minimum quantities required for your order, nothing is stopping you from designing that perfect item for your best friend!

How do you plan on celebrating National Dog Day? Share your ideas and pictures with us via social on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @funnyshirtsorg!

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Be Perfectly Queer with a Babadook Shirt

FunnyShirts.org always love a good fan theory turned into a meme. Last year a particular gay pride trend caught our eye and we’re happy to say it’s still going strong for June 2018. Prepare to be Babashook with a Babadook shirt!

Babadook Shirt

The first question you may ask is “what in the world is The Babadook?” The Babadook is an Australian supernatural psychological thriller movie that gained popularity at the Sundance Film festival in 2014. Since then the top-hatted ghoul has been hailed as LGBT figure after it was joked on Tumblr that he was gay.

The “Gay Babadook” was born thanks in part to a viral post on Tumblr: “Whenever someone says the Babadook isn’t openly gay it’s like?? Did you even watch the movie???” From this fan theory came a joking back and forth among internet users that supported or argued this theory. Then Netflix broke the door wide open by listing The Babadook under the “LGBT” category.  Coincidence? We think not.

Babadook Shirt

The Babadook has now emerged as gay icon with the most hilariously gay-themed puns that will not only make you chuckle but empower you as well. Our talented design team has created two different versions of this ghoul – one in it’s classic form and the other in rainbow pride.  We already created several designs in our gallery but you can easily create your own unique Babadook shirt by customizing the art, font, and text. Show everyone that love is love with your very own custom Babadook shirt this year for Gay Pride!

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Funny Shirts for the 4th of July

Murica, ‘Merica, or the good ol’ U S of A – there are so many different ways to express your love of country when you live in the United States. Freedom of speech is what makes America great and is also what makes FunnyShirts.org the best place to buy your funny shirts for the 4th of July. Why? You may ask.  Because you can say whatever you want on a tee, tank, and even a hat.

FunnyShirts.org has a huge yet hilarious selection of funny shirts for the 4th of July for men and women to choose from.  Take any design from our gallery and swap it onto the product of your choice. Crops tops? Bathing suits? Socks? We’ve got everything you need for this patriotic holiday. Go all out and create matching designs for the local parade or your family reunion. Our hard to beat no minimums and generous group discounts give users the option to create hundreds of items or that one special design.

Funny Shirts for the 4th of July

Kick back and relax in your “Too Cool For British Rule” tank top while you watch the fireworks or shade your eyes at the parade with a custom trucker hat this Independence Day. Funny is the way to go this year but if you like the more classic take for this red, white, and blue holiday, we’ve got those too. FunnyShirts.org one-of-a-kind design center gives all users the ability to create and say whatever they want!

The FUNNIEST 4th of July shirts are at FunnyShirts.org. Think you’re funnier? Show us and customize your July 4th shirt to say whatever you want. Either way you’re still exercising your ‘Merican right to free speech and celebrating our great country with all the custom July 4th apparel you need.

Need help designing? Our amazing customer service team would be more than happy to assist you in choosing the right product all the way to placing your order. Easily contact a customer service representative by chat, phone, or email today!

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Dad Joke Shirts For Father’s Day

Oh Dad jokes. Corny? Maybe. Groan-worthy? Probably. That joke was funny the first hundred times! But this this it the 102nd time, and it is no longer funny. These pun-filled quips give every father a sense of accomplishment and pride while also making every child’s eyes roll.  Why we might not love the joke, we do love our dads.  Maybe deep down we actually think these terrible jokes are funny or maybe we just love to see our dads smile because they made us laugh and that is the greatest gift anyone can give their father.

Want to really get your Dad the perfect gift for Father’s Day this year? You got it – Dad joke shirts. Customize one of our designs by adding his favorite Dad joke or better yet, come up with a new concept that will make him laugh out loud. Seriously though. Buy the shirt, not for him, but for you. You will be saying “Hey Dad, not only do I enjoy your humor, but I enjoy it enough to wear it on my chest. I get you.” Tears will flow.

Dad Joke Shirts

FunnyShirts has a wide range of apparel and accessories that all can be personalized for any every dad.  Go the extra mile and start from scratch. FunnyShirts.org’s one-of-a-kind design center makes it incredibly easy for users to swap designs onto different products and even upload their own art and images. Customizing one of your dad’s classic one-liners on to a shirt let’s him know that the thought and effort was there but most importantly, that you still think he’s funny.

Have questions? Feel free to contact our amazing customer service team. They are available Monday through Friday via phone, chat, and email and would more than happy to assist you in creating perfect dad joke shirts!

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Hit It Out Of The Park With Funny Fantasy Baseball Shirts

Spring training is in full swing, which means the MLB regular season is just around the corner as well as another chance to try your hand at drafting the best fantasy team against your friends, family, and coworkers. It’s time to get your game face on and pick the winning team that will dominate your fantasy baseball league. First things first though. Before you get into depth charts and rankings, you’ll need a hilarious team name that will dominate the rest and a shirt to everyone you mean business. Prepare for total domination with funny fantasy baseball shirts.

Funny Fantasy Baseball Shirts

Being part of a fantasy baseball league means you will not only be cheering for your favorite team, but also the players you have drafted. Whether you win or lose in your league could come down to how you pick your team in the draft.  You’ll need to know when to draft for a certain position, who the star rookies will be, and that one  sleeper pick who will end up having the break out season. In reality, nothing quite says you mean business than a shirt that states you’re better than everyone else.

Design a fantasy baseball shirt that tells everyone you are THE best at putting together an all star team. Create a shirt that celebrates another season’s win or create a design that commands the respect that a Fantasy Baseball Legend deserves. Better yet, shame last seasons loser with a shirt that shows how much they suck.

What’s best about our funny fantasy baseball shirts is their customization factor.  Take one of our designs and change up the colors and add your hilarious team name. It’s that easy.  Do you have funny team names you think are worth sharing?

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Take The Field With Funny Softball Team Shirts

It’s that time of year again where friends and coworkers get together to play a little ball. While you and your buddies are no where near major league level, you still take the competition pretty seriously and it all starts with funny softball team shirts. You want to show off how awesome your team is, right? One of the easiest ways to do that is to have the most hilarious and trendy uniforms in the ballpark.

From raglans to jerseys and even vintage style tees, FunnyShirts.org has a great selection of apparel that is perfect for your team. Our gallery contains endless design options to choose from and the ability to customize – all you have to do is add your team name, number, and colors or simply create your own unique design from scratch with your team slogan or business logo.  We even offer custom socks and custom bags that you can easily create matching designs on each item.

If you already have funny softball team shirts in mind or you don’t see anything you like, you can easily start from scratch in our design center. Here’s how:

1. Choose either your favorite softball team design from our gallery or start with a blank item. We offer a great selection of apparel for men and women as well as accessories.

2. If you are starting with a design you can choose the “swap out item” tab in the top right corner of the design center and choose your preferred tee, tank, or jersey style

3. Start designing by:

– adding your own text

– adding art from our massive art library

– uploading your own personal image or photograph to select styles

4. Select a size and add to cart!

These step-by-step instructions are simple to follow, but if you have any questions feel free to contact our amazing customer service team. They are available Monday through Friday via phone, chat, and email and would more than happy to assist you in creating that perfect design!

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