Living Rent Free in Your Head Tee

Living Rent Free in Someone’s Head: From Your Tweets to Our Tees

A fun thing happened on twitter the other day.

Ed Zitron, a popular twitter user / PR guy / Fuck the Future podcaster, posted this tweet:

If you want to save money try living rent free in someone’s head— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) May 24, 2019

Ari Levy, a CNBC tech journalist / all around nice guy tagged us in a reply:

@jeffbenzenberg here’s a T-shirt for you— Ari Levy (@levynews) May 24, 2019

So we replied and asked Ed if we could sell his tweet on a t-shirt. He seemed open to the idea, although we’re still not sure if he was joking or not.

We wouldn’t post it for sale without compensating Ed in some way. Luckily, we have our storefront platform.

In about ten minutes, we had created a store, added three designs, and shared the login credentials with Ed. If anyone buys these, the royalty earnings will go directly into his account. He can redeem them any time.

We considered this particular use-case in the past. What if we just set up stores for our favorite twitter users and sent them the logins? So many of our favorite tweets would make perfect shirts.

We’ve never pulled the trigger on this idea because it seems uncool. We’d need some level of up-front permission, and without that, the idea is a non-starter.

One more thing making us sad today is the knowledge that we can’t sell the perfect version of Ed’s tweet. The perfect version would have Anton Chigurh’s stone cold face with the words “I’m Living Rent Free in Your Head” around it.

This video created by twitter user husbandsrevenge is the ultimate source of slang quotes like “rent free in your head” and “you’re canceled” and “you better miss me with that” and “the tea has been spilled”… all in the extremely specific voice of Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men.

But alas, we don’t have the licensing rights to sell shirts printed with Javier’s face, so we can’t post these for sale. Nor do we have permission from HusbandsRevenge, so that’s another good reason. But we might just print these for ourselves to wear around the office.

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Buddha Judge Shirt Pete Buttigieg

Make Your Own Custom Pete Buttigieg Shirts: It’s Pronounced Buddha Judge

The race to be the 2020 Democratic presidential nominee is narrowing. Or is it widening? New people are jumping in every day! Now we got a guy named Seth? President Seth? Feels wrong.

But if you think it’s narrowing, then you probably see three candidates atop the polls: Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Pete Buttigieg.

Pete Buttigieg?! Who saw this coming?!

We did! We first learned about Mayor Pete in 2017 when he ran for DNC Chair. He was little known outside of South Bend then. And to be honest, he didn’t get much love in the DNC either.

The race for chair came down to Tom Perez and Keith Ellison, and Perez squeaked it out.

But there was this one guy giving interviews at that time. Each answer was so thoughtful. Considered. Smart! It was hard not to like him.

So we liked him! And we still like him! And now he’s running for President and it just feels right.

His biggest obstacle might be the pronunciation of his name. How do you say it? We made custom shirts that help.

See our “It’s Pronounced Buddha Judge” Shirts here.

If you prefer “Boot Edge Edge (but you have to say it fast)” that’s fine too. Why? Because all of our designs are totally customizable. Change the text to say whatever you want. Choose your own favorite way to share Pete’s message.

Start customizing any of our Pete Buttigieg Shirts, Tanks, and Hats here.

Mayor Pete 2020 Hat

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The Size Of This Lad Sweatshirt

In Awe at the Size of this Lad: Shirts and Tanks for Absolute Units

If you’ve ever looked into the mirror and felt pure awe at the size of the lad standing before you, then perhaps you’ve come to the right place.

Are you an absolute unit? Do you know someone who is? Does their torso ever get cold?

Finally, a product to solve all of your problems. Actually, several products:

Absolute Unit Tees, Tanks, Hats, and Sweatshirts are now for sale at


A Bit of Background

The phrase first came to the public’s attention thanks to @mrreptoid’s tweet on Dec 13, 2017:



It was a series of photos showing the Queen of England getting into a car. He quickly concluded that this man should become King and we couldn’t agree more.



The meme started to spread when it was used by one of our favorite follows on twitter, David Roth:



Of course, you know David Roth’s work on Twitter thanks to his invention of “The Ratio”. When someone tweets badly, they will start to get many more replies than retweets or favs. The ratio will tend to resemble the batting statistics from baseball stars of yesteryear. For example, the Adam Dunn classic: a .198 batting average with 34 home runs and 83 RBI. That’s a bad tweet.

But today we’re talking about good tweets. In the case of David’s tweet above, he is using the Absolute Unit meme to call attention to one of the Koch children.

We don’t normally support being in awe at the size of this lad for purposes of mocking, but we can’t help but agree with David on this one.


In Conclusion

We love this meme and that’s why we made t-shirts.


The Size Of This Lad

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Beto O’Rourke in 2020: A Prediction from October 2018

It is October 25th, 2018.

Beto O’Rourke is making some incredible progress in Texas. But it’s Texas.

Demographic changes have some people thinking that Texas will eventually turn blue. But is it ready yet? I’m not sure. But I have a prediction.

Mark it down. Come back in two weeks to see if I’m right. Come back in two years to see if I’m really right.


Here goes:

Late at night on November 6th, Beto O’Rourke will take the stage to make a concession speech.

I hope he wins, but I think Texas is too red still.

Beto’s speech will sound something like this:

Thank you so much for your support. I’m sorry we couldn’t win this race.

In June, we were down 10 points.

In August, we were down 6 points.

In September, we were down just 3 points!

Today we lost by 1 point.

Imagine what we could have done with one more month.

Imagine what we could do with two more years.

**Pause while crowd gasps.**

This campaign is not ending tonight. I want to help Texas. To do that best, I think I need to help America.

This 2018 Senate Campaign is now a 2020 Presidential Campaign.

We’ve come this far. With another month, we would’ve won the senate. With another two years, we’ll win the White House.

Thank you.


If this happens, I will be thrilled. I’ve already started designing the t-shirts and hats. Beto, feel free to use any of these. We’re keeping it simple right now.

See all of our Beto Shirts, Tanks, and Hats here.

Do you recognize the frame? That’s from Friends, the one that goes around the peephole. Because we’re all friends here. We need to watch out for each other. Look through that peephole of politics, and open that door. The door to progress. Okay, that part is terrible. Beto, don’t use that writing. But do use any of the hypothetical speech above.

One more prediction: Beto wins in 2020.

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Funny Oktoberfest Shirts

Indulge With Funny Oktoberfest Shirts

It’s that time of year again and we don’t mean Christmas. Get ready to drink with the best of them with funny Oktoberfest shirts!

Oktoberfest is the world’s largest beer festival. It is held annually in Germany and lasts 16 to 18 days with over six million people that attend from all over the world. Unless you are die-hard beer enthusiast, chances are you will be participating in your local festivities. Cities all over the country do their best to replicate the authentic German festival so everyone has a chance to join in on the fun.  Brats, beer, or the vibrant culture – whatever you love most about Oktoberfest can be translated over to your designs.’s gallery is full of the funniest designs to get your drink on at Oktoberfest. Dancing bratwursts and beer puns? You name it, we’ve got it. Our no minimums and fantastic group discounts make it easy for you to buy matching shirts for you and your friends or that baby onesie for your little sauerkraut.

While we think our designs are hilarious on their own you can achieve the ultimate design by customizing it. It doesn’t matter if you’re attending the festival to drink all beer or eat every brat – put exactly your intentions on a shirt or hat. It’s that easy. All you have to do is choose your favorite design or style of shirt and then click the “start customizing this design” button. In the design center, click on the Add Art tab. See the category drop down menu there? Choose the Holiday & Seasonal category and then the Oktoberfest subcategory. In there you will find one of a kind Oktoberfest art that includes beer maids, boots, and even lederhosen.  From here you can create any Oktoberfest design and be as creative or simplistic as you want!

Heading to Oktoberfest this year? Share your funny Oktoberfest shirts with us via Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @funnyshirtsorg!

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Funniest Dog Shirts

The Funniest Dog Shirts For Dog Lovers

One of’s favorite days of the year is coming up and we can’t contain ourselves. National Dog Day is observed annually on August 26th and we all know that dogs are better than people. In reality though, this day was created to encourages dog ownership as well as adoption of all breeds, mixed and pure. Celebrate the love you have for your fur baby with the funniest dog shirts!

Everyone knows that dog lovers are the best kind of people. Creating the best selection of funniest dog shirts on the internet isn’t easy but our in-house design team was up to the challenge. They have created hundreds of humorous dog designs  on a wide range of apparel that will have you barking out loud. Every design in our gallery is ready for you to add that little extra something to make it as simple or intricate as you want. These designs are truly unique, downright hilarious and in our opinion, the best you while find online but you can customize them too!

Funniest Dog Shirts

Creating hilarious dog apparel is fast, fun, and easy with our one-of-a-kind design center. All you have to do is choose the design that wags your tail and customize it by swapping out the product color, font, art, and text. Have a specific design in mind? No worries. You can easily start from scratch with a blank item. You can even upload a picture of your best friend to wear when you’re not together or create matching designs with a custom doggie tank top. With no minimum quantities required for your order, nothing is stopping you from designing that perfect item for your best friend!

How do you plan on celebrating National Dog Day? Share your ideas and pictures with us via social on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram @funnyshirtsorg!

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Laugh It Up With Funny Underwear For Men

It doesn’t matter if you’re surprising your significant other or sharing an inside joke with your best friend – custom underwear is a big hit. Which means that funny underwear is even better. Get ready for laughs galore with funny underwear for men.

Customized undies aren’t just for the ladies anymore! Have fun and customize a comfortable cotton classic as funny gift your buddies or fellas’s design one for yourself! They make great bottoms for around the house, the backyard, and the local pub. We kid but you get the picture.

Funny underwear is a great for any event and makes even better gift. offers two different styles of underwear for men:

Hanes Boxer Briefs

Our boxer briefs are soft, stretchable with a comfort flex waistband that doesn’t pinch or bind. Ultra-soft cotton knit that is pre-shrunk for a lasting fit.

Cotton Boxer Shorts

Our boxer shorts are a leader in spirit and lounge wear. Made with 100% cotton sheeting and covered elastic waistband – these will be a hit with any fella!

Don’t worry ladies, we’ve got plenty of options for you to choose from in our women’s underwear selection!

Want to have an extra laugh with your groomsmen on your big day? Or maybe surprise your significant other on your anniversary? Funny underwear for men is a unique way to make any occasion unforgettable. With our easy to use design center the user can take any design and switch it onto your favorite style and color of choice. Choose from one of our hilarious designs provided by our talented, in-house design team or start with a blank item.  These step-by-step instructions are simple to follow, but if you have any questions feel free to contact our Customer Service team.

Looking for more information on our design center? Check out our tutorial here.

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Booze and Giggles With Funny Glassware

It’s always 5 ‘o’ clock somewhere! After a hard day at work die-hard connoisseurs look forward to their happy hour everyday. Some people like to hit up their local hot spots while others like to sit back and relax in the comforts of their own home.  What makes drinking at home more enjoyable is the addition of your favorite glass. A souvenir from a memorable event or a great gift from a significant, your drinkware can say a lot about your personality and so can your beverage of choice. Coffee? Liqueur? Beer? Whatever your poison may be, has the funny glassware to accompany your drink of choice.

Funny Glassware

Not all drinkware is created equal. At  you can be as simple or as complex as you want. Choose from one of designs or start from scratch. Funny glassware can help get the party started but can also be a great keepsake from a special event. Quench your thirst with custom glassware in the following categories:

Funny Shot Glasses

Funny Mugs

Funny Koozies

Funny Steins


Like we said, make an any special event more memorable with funny glassware. Let Gary know he’s lost fantasy football three years in a row or matching shot glasses for all your groomsmen. Easily design 1 or 1,000 with our incredible no minimums and amazing group discounts. Cheers!

Share your intoxicating designs with us on Facebook or Instagram @funnyshirtsorg.

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Keep On Truckin’ With Funny Trucker Hats

If you are looking for funny trucker hats, has got you covered.

Trucker hats have been all the rage and are the perfect addition to any holiday, special event, or just for the heck of it. offers three different trucker hat options that include neon, solid, and poly foam. The adjustable double plastic tab snapback has a polyester front with a nylon mesh back that gives excellent ventilation for those extra hot, sunny days.

Funny Trucker Hats

At you can add your own artwork or custom design to any funny trucker hat that we offer.  While many of our designs have a party feel to them, our design center makes it easy enough for anyone to add their own art or text. Create matching designs for a bachelor party or the epic loser designs for your newlywed honeymoon. Custom trucker hats are also great for small businesses who are trying to get their brand and logo out on the market. We have more than thousands images in our art library to ensure you will find the exact design or logo you want to create.

Don’t know where to start? Our talented design team created hundreds of designs to choose from that will help you achieve that perfect yet funny trucker hat exactly how you imagined it. Design funny trucker hats to give as a gift or go more classic with a logo to showcase your business at your next event. With customization the possibilities are endless!

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Funny Shirts for the 4th of July

Murica, ‘Merica, or the good ol’ U S of A – there are so many different ways to express your love of country when you live in the United States. Freedom of speech is what makes America great and is also what makes the best place to buy your funny shirts for the 4th of July. Why? You may ask.  Because you can say whatever you want on a tee, tank, and even a hat. has a huge yet hilarious selection of funny shirts for the 4th of July for men and women to choose from.  Take any design from our gallery and swap it onto the product of your choice. Crops tops? Bathing suits? Socks? We’ve got everything you need for this patriotic holiday. Go all out and create matching designs for the local parade or your family reunion. Our hard to beat no minimums and generous group discounts give users the option to create hundreds of items or that one special design.

Funny Shirts for the 4th of July

Kick back and relax in your “Too Cool For British Rule” tank top while you watch the fireworks or shade your eyes at the parade with a custom trucker hat this Independence Day. Funny is the way to go this year but if you like the more classic take for this red, white, and blue holiday, we’ve got those too. one-of-a-kind design center gives all users the ability to create and say whatever they want!

The FUNNIEST 4th of July shirts are at Think you’re funnier? Show us and customize your July 4th shirt to say whatever you want. Either way you’re still exercising your ‘Merican right to free speech and celebrating our great country with all the custom July 4th apparel you need.

Need help designing? Our amazing customer service team would be more than happy to assist you in choosing the right product all the way to placing your order. Easily contact a customer service representative by chat, phone, or email today!

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