O say can you see by the dawn’s early light the greatness of being American? When Francis Scott Key wrote the “Star Spangled Banner,” we doubt he realized just how much more awesome ‘Merica was going to get.
For instance:
We get pizza for every meal now.
We have the baddest, toughest military. Ever.
We have real football.
We are back to back world war champs.
We have the right to customize our shirts.
So exercise your God-given, American right to create a Star Spangled Hammered shirt. Because what so proudly Francis Scott Key hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming was probably one of our funny American flag shirts. (We’re betting he was loopy from the fighting and thought it was the real flag. No worries, Mr. Key, we feel the same way every 5th of July #hangover).
