The Funniest Halloween Shirts

October is here and that means the preparation for the best Halloween costume has begun! Endless hours can be lost while trying to find the perfect costume but if we know our demographic chances you are looking for cheap, easy, and funny. We have zombie shirts, costume shirts, and funny Halloween shirts to satisfy even the pickiest shopper. Be scary, funny, or cute – the options to customize and personalize designs are endless.

Some of our favorites include:

Be cute with a Peek A Boo Skeleton Baby Maternity Halloween Shirt

Put a spin on pop culture with a Witches Gone Wild Shirt

Scare people with a “bloody” Survived Zombie Apocalypse Shirt

Or be flat out funny with a Gynecologist On Duty Shirt

We love hearing about creative and funny Halloween shirts. Let us know what designs you’ve seen or share your own!



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80s Collage - Nostalgia for Funny Shirts

Have access to a digital garment printer? Ruin Halloween by dressing up as an abstract concept!


About four years ago, I wanted to experiment with our new Direct-to-Garment digital printer. If I could print anything I wanted onto one piece of apparel, what would it be? This question allows you to peer deep into your own soul. I took that opportunity. I peeked. Staring back at me, I saw a seven year old version of myself. The question of what to print, I realized, was better suited to seven year old me. His answer would probably be much cooler. And it was.


He wanted a collage of all his favorite shit. He wanted me to dress up as nostalgia.


I soon recognized the parallels between this task and the plot of the Tom Hanks film Big. Ideas began to form. I would use Photoshop to make a kickass collage, featuring all of my favorite stuff from when I was seven. I would print it on the back of bright white button-up shirt. I would construct a white bow tie out of paper. Together, they would represent the amazing white tuxedo Josh Baskin wore to the MacMillan Toy Company annual party. I found some laser tag equipment at the local Goodwill, perfect to represent the gear Josh wears when running around FAO Schwartz (just before impressing his boss with some slick Chopsticks on the giant floor piano). I also picked up some sweatpants and tennis shoes to represent the early scene in which he first discovers that he is ‘big’.  More importantly, my seven year old self would have refused to wear any pants but sweatpants. Some sweet blue-blocker sunglasses, straight out of the 80s, topped it all off.


At this point I realized no one was going to understand my costume. But I was already too deep. The only solution was to make them understand it. So, yeah, I created a paint-by-numbers layout (pictured below) that labeled each element of my collage. I also typed up a multi-paragraph explanation of the costume. I printed out a bunch of copies, fully prepared to distribute them to fellow party-goers. Just before handing out the first flyer, I realized how incredibly lame this had become. Alas, I was committed. I did it anyway.


How did my costume turn out? It looked incredible. It was beautiful. And also everyone hated it. Basically ruined Halloween for a few people, I think. But I still have the shirt and it is still awesome. Here were the results:





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Be Funny Instead of Scary This Halloween With Funny Halloween Shirts

How many ghosts, witches, and vampires are you going to see out this year for Halloween? Probably way too many to count! While those traditional costumes are fun and a go-to classic, do you really want to go out with a costume everyone has already seen? If you are ready to change things up this year, go with a funny and unique Halloween shirt from!

Trying to scare the pants off people on Halloween is pretty hard to do because everyone expects it. But, what they won’t see coming is something funny on a custom Halloween shirt! We have tons of great concepts already created for you at and if you don’t see the one that quite fits what you were looking for, create your own funny Halloween shirt! You’ll find some familiar Halloween designs in our gallery and some new, trendy ones you probably haven’t seen yet!

For you zombie fans, don’t worry. We’ve got you more than covered! We find zombies funny, awesome, and extremely tasteful attire for anytime of the year, so there are plenty of walking dead shirts to choose from all year round! If you’re not into Halloween at all and dreading the question of, “Where’s your costume?” – shut them up with a Halloween shirt that clearly says this is your costume!

What will be your funny Halloween shirt this year? Share it with us!

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