40th Birthday Pledge

Is someone you know turning 40 years old? Get them a t-shirt and force them to take the 40-year-old pledge. Remember, society cannot function if anyone over the age of 40 uses the term "video games" instead of "mario games". They also should refuse to understand the difference between scam and spam. And of course they must be extra proud of a random coupon app they were able to download onto their phone, even though it almost certainly tracks their every movement via malware. Also, credit to @jon_bois on twitter who came up with this great joke and the released it to the public domain, possibly also as a joke. Follow him.

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