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A Priceless Masterbater

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* Get it by Friday, January 10th with standard delivery or as soon as Friday, December 27th with express delivery (select options at checkout).
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Design Details
There's nothing like an offensive t-shirt for that priceless MasterBater in your life. Great for Valentine's Day and Sweetest Day! This will touch him or her dearly, just like they touch themselves.
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Body Width: 19 20.5 22 24 26 28
Body Length: 28 29 30 31 32 33
Product Details
A signature style from Next Level, this super-soft crew is instantly loved by all who wear it.
  • 4.3 oz, pre-shrunk 100% combed ringspun cotton
  • Soft 32 singles material
  • Heather Grey is a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
Sizing and Material Notes:
  • All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
  • All provided measurements are in inches
  • Body Width is measured 1" below the arm holes
  • What does 32 single mean? A higher number means a finer thread resulting in a tighter weave and a softer, thinner shirt. A typical adult unisex t-shirt is 18 singles.
Sizing Tip:
  • To get an accurate size, your best bet is to find a like item you own and love at home, lay it flat, measure it in inches then match those measurements to the manufacturer's recommended Size Chart.
  • Need help to find the right size? See this video.
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