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Dad & His Measuring Tape

Designed By: Dad Joke Shirts
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I heard this story once. A Dad walks up to his son holding a measuring tape. He starts to pull on the end. He starts pushing the tape right into his son's face. Pushing it. In the face. Finally his son relents. "Dad, what the hell is this?" the son asks. Dad replies: "I am measuring your patience."
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