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I Don't Think It Will Fit

Designed By: Dad Joke Shirts
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* Get it by Wednesday, January 15th with standard delivery or as soon as Monday, January 6th with express delivery (select options at checkout).
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Design Details
Basically, any time a Dad is asked whether or not he is putting something up by himself - but the word 'by' left out - they are contractually obligated to make a joke about putting things in their butts. They make you sign this contract before leaving the hospital.
Category: Offensive Shirts
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Product Details
Our Unisex Basic Promo Tee is now available at an incredible price! Made of an extremely soft cotton and double needle stitching throughout, this personalized tee was made to last. Better yet, with it being available in Misses Basic, Toddler Basic and Youth Basic, it's ideal for Group Orders. Get a tee for everyone!
  • 5.0 oz, 100% pre-shrunk cotton jersey
  • Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/polyester blend
  • High-density fabric for exceptional print clarity
  • Tear away label
  • Seamless 1x1 rib collar with two-needle cover-stitching on front neck
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Two-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
  • Unisex
  • PLEASE NOTE: White ink is not available for this item. If our art or your upload contains the color white, it will not print and be reflected as the color of the item
  • PLEASE NOTE: Designs printed on basic promo items will be a transparent print that allows the color of the garment to greatly show through, giving your design a vintage appearance.
This item qualifies for special group pricing

Sizing and Material Notes:
  • All measurements are provided by garment vendor; vendor tolerance for all measurements is +/-10%
  • All provided measurements are in inches
  • Body Width is measured 1" below the arm holes
Sizing Tip:
  • To get an accurate size, your best bet is to find a like item you own and love at home, lay it flat, measure it in inches then match those measurements to the manufacturer's recommended Size Chart.
  • Need help to find the right size? See this video.
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